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The Metrics of Analism, or, Pissing in the Soup



Bill Weintraub

Bill Weintraub

The Metrics of Analism, or, Pissing in the Soup

1-3-2007

Recently I was on a European gay male internet dating / hook-up site, and I came across the profile of a man who lives in Bosnia.

In his profile, this man said he was into anal.

But instead of having the usual pictures of himself and his buttocks on his profile, his first pic was this one:

And his second was this:

So in the first pic, he presents himself and other gay men as pigs -- sex pigs.

And in the second, as being dominated by their anuses.

In the first pic, gay men are swine.

In the second, gay men are promiscuous bunnies who take it up the ass - incessantly and to such an extent that their anal sphincters become stretched into large open holes.

Now, I queried him, and what was interesting was that to him, these images were NOT negative.

To him, they were positive reflections of gay male life.

And, as you'll see, there were other images as well.

I began thinking about what conditions of life would produce such self-images.

As it happens, the site provided a clue to just that.

Because this site, in order to weed out phoney profiles, uses a measuring system -- a metric.

Here's how it works.

Each user of the site is given his own profile page.

Other users can link to that page, and when they do, they have the option of checking a box stating that the person they're linking to is known to them "Personally."

"Personally" means that they've met in person -- in the flesh, as it were.

And since these guys aren't getting together to better their minds, I think it's safe to say that in virtually all instances "known personally" means "known carnally" -- that they've had sex.

Now, the more people a user meets up with and is known to, the higher his ranking on the site.

And that's pretty straight-forward.

But there's another metric at work:

And that is the number of users known to the users who have linked up with you.

I know that sounds confusing, but we'll see that in practice it's quite simple.

The point is this: both figures need to be high.

And the higher the better.

So the site rewards promiscuity.

Which is why, after all, it exists.

It charges its members a fee to belong, and they use the site to find sex partners.

Let's take a look at how this works in practice.

Here are the rankings for two site users.

The first calls himself Captain_Comatose:

Captain_Comatose

Position Top & Bottom

Users who know Captain_Comatose personally

• A total of 9 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 55 other users as known personally. Captain_Comatose isn't marked as known personally by enough other users to make any valid statement about whether he is genuine or not.

So, even though Captain_Comatose is known personally by nine other users, that's not enough to give him the coveted "genuine" ranking.

Why?

Because those users are only known by 55 other users.

Here's another: Dany1984.

Dany1984

Position Top & Bottom

Users who know Dany1984 personally

• A total of 16 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 421 other users as known personally. So we can say there is a high degree of probability that the user is genuine.

Dany1984 has made it -- he's "genuine."

Not just because 16 users know him, but because those users are known by 421 other users.

And that's why I say the site rewards promiscuity.

Captain_Comatose's users were only known by 55 other guys.

But Dany's users are known to 421 guys.

Big difference.

How good a measure is this of analist promiscuity?

I think it's pretty good, though it does have its limits.

Remember that the aptly-named users referred to are only those people who've gone to the trouble first-off to link, and second-off to check that box which says "known personally."

It's reasonable to assume that most guys who hook-up don't bother to record the event with a link.

In addition, this is only one website.

Most gay males have profiles on multiple websites.

And of course they have other ways of meeting: bars, gyms, bath-houses, sex clubs, raves, gay tourist spots, etc.

So, what we're seeing is by no means a true picture of the total number of sex partners -- which is much higher.

It is rather a slice of the lives of these analist males.

But, even as a slice, it's revealing.

Because, as you can see, the numbers really soar:

-Seth-

No position given

Users who know -Seth- personally

• A total of 25 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 702 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


DIZZER

Position More top

Users who know DIZZER personally

• A total of 31 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 965 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


seltenheitswert

Position Top & Bottom

Users who know seltenheitswert personally

• A total of 46 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 1575 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


ARMYTOP

No position given

Users who know ARMYTOP personally

• A total of 53 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 1975 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


rubberFilthSkin

Position More bottom

Users who know rubberFilthSkin personally

• A total of 54 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 2041 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


YuHardSport

Position More bottom

Users who know YuHardSport personally

• A total of 60 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 2526 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


SkinBottom

No position given

Users who know SkinBottom personally

• A total of 67 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 2754 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


Bigballsbln

Position Top only

Users who know Bigballsbln personally

• A total of 73 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 3148 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


SixtonVeit

Position Top & Bottom

Users who know SixtonVeit personally

• A total of 98 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 3746 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


SneakerFist

No position given

Users who know SneakerFist personally

• A total of 100 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 3893 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


fistglatze

No position given -- he appears to be a bottom for fisting

Users who know fistglatze personally

• A total of 116 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 3802 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


skin-biker

Position Top & Bottom

Users who know skin-biker personally

• A total of 129 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 4460 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


buttrose

Position More top

Users who know buttrose personally

• A total of 149 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 4159 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


GuyCgn80

Position More top

Users who know GuyCgn80 personally

• A total of 167 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 5549 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.


HooliganHH

Position Top only

Users who know HooliganHH personally

• A total of 199 users have saved him and marked him as known personally. These users themselves are stored by 5661 other users as known personally. So we can say that the user is really genuine.

Like I said, the figures really soar.

By the time we get to GuyCgn80, we're at over 5500 users.

And that's just the males known to the site's computers.

Notice too that the tops have very high body counts.

Why?

Because there are more bottoms than there are tops.

Which is what we'd expect in an effeminized subculture.

As a consequence, tops are in demand.

Most of these guys, by the way, are very young -- in their 20s.

And it's extremely rare to find anyone on that site who is not into anal.

And who will not seek to convert you if you say you're not.

There are a very few guys into Frot -- but you really have to search for them.

Even when the profile header doesn't say "Top & Bottom," "More top," "More bottom," "Top only," or "Bottom only" -- chances are those markers are in the body of the profile.

So what we get is a picture of a group of males who are highly promiscuous anally.

That's why HIV infection rates continue to rise.

The site is primarily a German-language site, and in both Germany and Switzerland, MSM HIV infection rates have been increasing.

Now, let's come back to some of those pictures.

As I said, they were on the profile of a man from Bosnia, which is in Eastern Europe; but that doesn't mean that he doesn't share in the global, gay male culture of anal, promiscuity, and effeminacy which dominates MSM life in the EU, UK, US of A, and Canada and Australia.

Clearly, he does, and that's why he's on that site.

And here's what he thinks of himself:

Notice the brutality in these last two, and that the bottom is being nakedly used.

So badly used, that in the second cartoon, he appears to be dead.

That's what that boytoy cuntdude bottombitch culture produces -- huge levels of promiscuity, disease, and anomie.

It effeminizes.

Which is why tops are in demand.

And it brutalizes.

Here's a little analist ditty, also from that site:

Come and take me for a ride
on your shiny motorbike
come and punish me for love

kiss and kill me in the night
wrap your chains around my neck
put your hands inside my pants

hold my tits and suck my balls
lick my rifle with your tongue
spread my ass apart like the

gates to Somewhere Wonderful
shove your tongue inside
my ass-crack like a knife

you can be my teen-age rider
you can be my motorcycle star
and we can do it standing, or

you can stick it down my throat
shove your cock inside my butt
shoot your sperm inside my hole

you're so big and you're so hard
you sure make my thing feel wet
so jerk me off or fuck me crazy

come and take me for a ride
come and fuck me in the shadows
kiss and kill me in the night

"shove your tongue inside
my ass-crack like a knife"

"you can stick it down my throat"

"you make my thing feel wet"

"fuck me in the shadows"

"shove your cock inside my butt"

"shoot your sperm inside my hole"

"wrap your chains around my neck"

"come and punish me for love"

"kiss and kill me in the night"

The imagery is that of an effeminized, vaginized male, who's badly deluded about sex and sexuality.

"You make my thing feel wet," he says -- but an anus is not a vagina and it's not self-lubricating.

It doesn't get wet.

And rest of the imagery is that of pain and death: a knife inside his ass-crack, chains around his neck, getting fucked in the shadows, being punished for love, being killed in the night.

But just as an anus is not a vagina, so sex is not about pain, punishment, or death.

Sex is about life, love, and joy.

And there's nothing right about a subculture which conflates sex with death.

Nothing.

The site pays lip service to "safer sex" -- which just means condoms -- but in reality it facilitates the spread of HIV and other disease, while wreaking psychological and spiritual damage.

Now: I titled this post, The Metrics of Analism, or, Pissing in the Soup

That's because when I write critically about gay hook-up sites and the culture which produces them, I am, in the eyes of the gay male establishment, pissing in the soup.

And they don't like that.

But you know, I didn't invent that site or the culture.

I'm just reporting what goes on there.

And the people truly pissing in the soup -- are the gay males who fashioned and perpetuate the culture.

They're the people doing the damage.

But to the leadership, calling attention to that is NOT politically correct.

Nor is Frot politically correct.

Yet when two men rub cocks they don't kill each other.

Rather, they exalt each other.

Each other's Manhood.

Each other's Masculinity.

No good.

To the leadership, talk about Manhood and Masculinity is anathema.

Not at all pc.

Here's a profile from that site which is politically correct:

FunVersTop
SF (USA) Open Relationship
38 GWM Seeking Fun Hook-Ups and New Adventures. I'm A Vers/Top with a fun Bottom built-in if that's where we go together.

I am someone who likes to have fun and enjoys making other feel good as well. I'm really truly sexually Versatile with great appreciation that when it comes to sexually, TOP & BOTTOM isn't how sex works!

FunVersTop has the politically correct line down to a tee.

He's a top.

But he knows that topping alone isn't pc.

So he bills himself as a Versatile Top "with a fun Bottom built-in."

And then claims to have a "great appreciation that when it comes to sexually, TOP & BOTTOM isn't how sex works!"

Another truly Orwellian analist statement.

As we've just seen, top & bottom IS how sex works among these males.

Profile after profile after profile talks about tops and bottoms.

That's how they self-define.

And not just self-define --

These males are obsessed with tops and bottoms.

And if you talk about that in your profile -- as FunVersTop does -- then you're obsessed with it too.

Further, as we've seen, men who define as tops have the most partners.

Which FunVersTop most certainly knows.

All he's doing by adding the bit about "fun Bottom" is making sure that he doesn't miss, as they say, a trick.

Guys -- you need to be clear that the poisons generated by analism will inexorably spread into your own lives -- if you let them.

This is from a post that some idiot -- and I do mean idiot -- tried to put up in Frot Club:

PnP-Pump-n-Hump (vacpump@anon.com)

Looking for hot white men over 30 who like to party, vacuum pump, and then jump onto one another grinding our massive swollen pumped meaty crotches into each others.

6',bl/bl,175,white,neg,43,pnp

PnP, for those who don't know, stands for "Party and Play":

Party as in do drugs, Play as in have promiscuous sex.

So this guy is racist, and promiscuous, and into drugs and devices -- a vacuum pump.

And I assure you he's into anal too.

Drugs and devices.

Why would you do either?

Why would you distort the precious skin of your penis, a gift from God; and then poison your body -- another gift from God -- with drugs?

Poppers.

Meth.

Why?

That's not what Frot is about.

Frot is a pure, natural, and innocent act.

You don't need anything to do Frot.

You don't need a pump, or condoms, or lube, or drugs, or anything else.

All you need is to be a MAN.

Not a top, not a bottom, not gay, not straight.

A MAN.

A MAN among MEN.

And you don't need thousands of partners, or hundreds of partners, or tens of partners.

You just need one other MAN, a Man who will be your Warrior Brother to have and to hold for Life.

That's our metric.

Analism has its metric.

We have ours.

Theirs is a metric of thousands of "users."

Ours is a metric of TWO MEN.

Theirs is a metric of tops and bottoms.

Ours is a metric of EQUALITY.

Theirs is a metric of effeminacy.

Our is a metric of MASCULINITY.

Theirs is a metric of pain and death.

Ours is a metric of LIFE and JOY.

That's what this fight is about.

You can submit to analism and the analist metric; or you can

FIGHT BACK

Bill Weintraub

© All material Copyright 2007 by Bill Weintraub. All rights reserved.


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